thank you caliblackops for this request!
Michaeleddie stop my ovaries just exploded you’re too perfect
Michealeddie is lifeeee
"USASF is so pathetic. Let me tell you something about USASF. We were best friends all of my all star cheer experience. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then I started competing standing fulls and bounding passes through to doubles that were totally gorgeous but then USASF was like, weirdly jealous of them. Like, if I would blow USASF off to compete the skills I had, USASF would be like be like, “Why didn’t you compete a backhandspring before you double?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, “USASF, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re holding me back.” I mean I couldn’t have a USASF staff member at at my party. There were gonna be cheerleaders competing their actual passes. I mean, right? So then my mom called USASF and started yelling, it was so retarded. And then USASF dropped out of school because no one would listen to the dumb rules they posted and USASF came back on March 28th to post new rules, and all of USASF’s hair was cut off and USASF was totally weird, and now I guess USASF’s on crack."
Omg. I can’t even..
Why the fuck would anybody want light up uniforms
tsunami in 2011 might
HAHAAHAHA YOU DIDNT JUST SAY THAT
HAHAH I didn’t get it at first and then I remembered THE FREAKING LIGHTS WENT OUT ON THEM AT WORLDS omg I’m dying.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD IM LITERALLY LAUGHING OUT LOUD RIGHT NOW
OMFG I JUST CACKLEd
(Source: cheerteener, via kiss-may)